Video games are weird. Sometimes they work like they’re supposed to, then sometimes there’s like a glitch in the system or something and you end up losing to a 10-year-old in Morocco who can’t even do long division.
It’s not like you think you’re the best gamer in the world, it’s just no one has actually beaten you fair and square yet. No, based on the feedback you’ve so generously offered every time some poser steals a win against you in some worthless piece of trash game you swear you don’t even really care about, it’s pretty clear there are really only five reasons you’ve ever lost:
A guy on the train told me that it was “nice to meet you” as he left the train… We were smushed together on the train and didn’t say 1 word to each other… How can it have been nice to meet me we didn’t talk to each other for all you know I could have been the one who killed mufasa’s father… It was nice to meets indeed